This is a list of our favorite quotes from video games that came out during the 90s. A big thank you goes to Brian Kelly for suggesting this page. Ever since I mentioned the topic to a couple of people in email, I've been barraged with quotes from computer games that came out a few years ago.

• Baldur's Gate
  "It may be a touch unlady-like, but I'm gonna crush you I am."
  
  
• Castle Wolfenstein
  "Ah! My leiben" -German Soldier
  
  
• Chrono Trigger
  " The black wind howls... " - Magus
  
  
• Comix Zone
  Well done, Turner!
  
  
• Command & Conquer
  Commando: "Got a present for ya!"
  
  
• Command and Conquer: Red Alert
  CHA-CHING "blam blam blam"
  
  
• Curse of Monkey Island
  LeChuck:Soon, I'll use this voodoo cannonball to send my significant other to the significant OTHERWORLD! Bwa, ha, ha. That'll show her how much I truly care.
  
  
• Cybersleds
  "Check your shields!"
  
  
• Diablo II
  "I'll make weapons from your bones!" - The Smith
  
  
• DonkeyKong64
  Well finally, he's here for you. He's the leader of the DK crew. He's stronger faster and smarter too. He's the first member of the DK crew. His coconut gun, can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! A HUH! DK, Donkey Kong is here!
  
  
• Duke Nukem
  What are you waiting for? Christmas?
  
  
• Duke Nukem
  "Bring It On"
  
  
• Duke Nukem
  "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum." (taken from "They Live" I belive)
  
  
• Duke Nukem
  "Your face, your ass... What's the difference"
  
  
• Duke Nukem
  "Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for ruining my ride"
  
  
• Duke Nukem 3D
  I'm gonna rip 'em a new one!
  
  
• FF6
  Run run or you'll be well done!-Kefka
  
  
• Final Fantasy 2
  "You spoony bard!"
  
  
• Final Fantasy 3
  "My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer
  
  
• Final Fantasy 6
  "What fun is destruction if no precious lives are lost? " - Kefka
  
  
• Final Fantasy 6
  "I am a TREASURE HUNTER, not a thief!" ~Locke
  
  
• Final Fantasy 7
  Just when you thought he was smart, he'd go off and do some damned fool thing. - Cid, talking about Cloud
  
  
• Final Fantasy VII
  "There ain't no gettin' offa this train we on!!"~Barret
  
  
• Final Fantasy VII
  Because you are . . . a puppet . . .
  
  
• Gex
  Soylent Green is gooood!
  
  
• Greatest Heavyweights Of Boxing
  "I'm Gonna Embarrass You." --Rocky Marciano
  
  
• Half-Life
  Dont Shoot! I'm with the science team....
  
  
• Interstate '76
  Skeeter: "I fixed it up just like you wanted."
  Groove:"Thanks."
  Skeeter: "Jade built a good car, but she got out."
  Groove: "What?"
  Skeeter: "Never get out of the car."
  
  
• Interstate '82
  Groove: "Two minutes! Two minutes, man! I don't wanna die here!"
  Taurus: "Just chill out! Man, when'd you become such a spaz?"
  Groove: "I dunno."
  
  
• Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete
  "At least I stepped foot in a school, you dumb bastard!"
  
  
• Mario 64
  "Hello, it's a me Mario"
  
  
• Mortal Kombat
  FINISH HIM!
  
  
• Mortal Kombat
  "Get over here" or "Come Here"
  
  
• Mortal Kombat II
  Shao Kahn: "You weak pathetic fool!"
  
  
• Pokemon
  "Gotta catch 'em all"
  
  
• Quake III
  QUAD DAMADGE!!!
  
  
• Rampage: Universal Tour
  Alien News Anchor: Our cities lie in ruin, but this is only a temporary setback! We will not be denied! We will--AGGHH! *gets snatched and eaten by the alien mutant*
  
  
• Ready 2 Rumble boxing
  "Somebody, better call the Doctor!!!
  
  
• Resident Evil
  Barry: Well, I think I'll go out and get some fresh air for a change.
  
  
• Resident Evil
  Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!
  
  
• Resident Evil 2
  Truck driver: "That guy's a maniac. Why'd he bite me?"
  
  
• Rise of the Triad
  "We'll bury you in a lunchbox!" -General Darian, Boss #1
  
  
• Secret of Monkey Island
  swordfighting insult: "No one has ever drawn blood from me and no one ever will." response: "You run THAT fast?"
  
  
• Shadow Warrior
  "Huh? Must be American Made."
  
  
• South Park
  Next time you do that i'm gonna cut off your wee wee, and put it on some bread and feed it to kitty....
  
  
• Space Quest 6
  You wanna ride the worm? You wanna ride the worm? Okay, I let you ride the worm!
  
  
• Starcraft
  Medic: You want ANOTHER medical?
  
  
• Starcraft
  Do you want some information on propane? Or maybe propane appliances? -Firebat
  
  
• Starcraft64
  marine: "I hate computers!! Give me an N64 anyday!!"
  
  
• Street Fighter 2
  "Sonic Boom!"
  
  
• Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Arcade Game.
  "I am INVINCIBLE!"
  
  
• Vagrant Story
  "Reinforcements...I am the reinforcements"
  
  
• Warcraft II
  Alleria: Why do you keep touching me?
  
  
• Warcraft II
  "D'ya like haggis?" -Dwarven demo-team.
  
  
• Worms Armageddon
  Oy Nutter!
  
  
• X-Men
  "Sometimes...You Have to Crush Your Enemies Where They Live!"
  
  
• Zero Wing
  All your base are belong to us!
  
  

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