In The 90s - Food of the Nineties Index

Commentor Name:	The Fonz
Comments left:	I must say, the Volcano Burrito lit a fire inside of me like no other kind of food...Unfortunately, the fire I'm referring to caused me some intense pain and shock. I remember picking a few of these gut bombs up, and sucking them down in my car. I ate the three volcano burritos that I picked up in under 2 minutes. I pulled out of the parking lot, and jumped on the highway to head home. Within a few minutes I started to pour sweat, and my stomach was making loud gurgling sounds. I squeezed my cheeks together to try to stop the pain, but my move back-fired! I swerved off of the highway, and stopped my car in the breakdown lane. I ran up the grass hill alongside the highway, as I left my car running. I had zero cover as I started my show on the hillside. Cars started honking at me as I undid my pants, and proceeded to fire off a cannon from inside of my stomach…..KABOOM!!!! I didn’t have any t.p., so I left my soiled boxers on the hillside, and I walked back to my car. Flies were buzzing around me like a flower pot, as I reeked of sweat and poo!!! I made it home, and was about to jump in the shower, when my wife stormed into the can and said, “hurry up in here because I just picked up some Volcano Burritos from the Bell for dinner, and I don’t want them to get cold!!!!” Here we go again!!!
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