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This is a list of the various quotes that were well known during the decade. The pages are broken down by the first letter of the movie the quote is from.

    [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [X] [Y] [Z]

  • girl: "How do you write women so well?" Melvin: "I think of a man and i take away reason and accountability."

  • "shes a man, man!!"


  • I'll Call ya. Your number still 911? ALLLLLL Righty then.
    From: Ace Vantura

  • I Just can't do it, Captain. I'm I doctor not a pool boy.
    From: Ace Vantura

  • well why don't you cry about it saddle bags
    From: Ace Ventura

  • Dan Marino: "Hey ace. You got anymore of that gum."
    Ace: "That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to say out of my personal affairs"

    From: Ace Ventura

  • In every contest there must be a loser. La hoo ze her
    From: Ace Ventura

  • Einhorn is finkel. Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man. EINHORN IS A MAN!!! AAARRRGGGHHH
    From: Ace Ventura

  • "Chicaca!"
    From: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature calls

  • "And you must be the monopoly guy!"
    From: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature calls

  • "Excuse me,your balls are showing!Bumblebee tuna?"
    From: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature calls

  • "Do not pass go,do not collect $200!"
    From: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature calls

  • "I'm looking for Ray Finkle......And a clean pair of shorts"
    From: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

  • Do NOT go in there!
    From: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

  • Die Devil Bird!
    From: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

  • "Allllrighty then"
    From: Ace Ventura:Pet Detective

  • "Pass the salt."
    "What do we say?"

    From: The Addams Family

  • The only way that girl's coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.
    From: Addicted to Love

  • Thats just what this country needs, a cock in a frock on a rock
    From: Adventures Of Priscilla Queen of the Desert

  • "I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like im seeing it all at once, and its too much. My heart fills up like a balloon thats about to burst...and then I remember to relax...and stop trying to hold onto it....and then it flows through me like rain....and i can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea of what I'm talking about I'm sure, but don't worry....You will someday."
    From: American Beauty

  • This is me, masterbating in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
    From: American Beauty

  • "...and this one time, at band camp..."
    From: American Pie

  • Kevin: "Hey, at least I know what third base feels like. You're still just a batboy."
    From: American Pie

  • We will make a stand. We will succeed. WE WILL GET LAID.
    From: American Pie

  • Safer than a tube sock.
    From: American Pie

  • Jim's dad: "It's like hitting a tennis ball against a brick wall...which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game."
    From: American Pie

  • Stifler, to OZ: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached.
    From: American Pie

  • "Woman, like a fine wine, only get better in age. Of course I dont have any comparison, but it was good"
    From: American Pie

  • Stifler: (whistles) Hey Kev. Seen shit brick lately??
    Kevin: Why?? What did you do to him??
    Stifler: Lets just say he won't have a problem shitting in school anymore. (Holds a bottle of prescription fast-acting laxative). I put a little something into his Moccachino.

    From: American Pie

  • Jim: "What does third base feel like?"
    Kevin (to Oz): "You wanna take this one?"
    Oz (to Jim): "Like warm apple pie."

    From: American Pie

  • Stifler to Jim: If you can't photograph a naked chick, how the hell will you ever sleep with one??
    Finch: I don't like the man, but he's got a point.
    Stifler: See?? Even shit brick thinks you should

    From: American Pie

  • Bartok: Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick her, sir.
    From: Anastasia

  • Bartok: Stress sir it's a killer. My cousin Izzy, just keeled over mid-mango. And he's a fruit bat. No meat, no blood even.
    From: Anastasia

  • Bartok: "i'll give her a ya.. and a ya .. and a whooooo ya, and i'll kick her sir"
    From: Anastasia

  • "Thats because its cheap, like your mother"
    From: Angus

  • "There is no normal." -Angus-
    From: Angus

  • Houston, we have a problem.
    From: Apollo 13

  • Give me some sugar Baby!
    From: Army Of Darkness

  • Ash: "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
    From: Army of Darkness

  • Ash: "Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
    Possessed Woman: "Who the hell are you?""
    Ash: "Name's Ash. (Cocks gun) Housewares."

    From: Army of Darkness

  • Ash: (voiceover) "Sure I could've stayed. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king." (To woman in his arms) "Hail to the king, baby."
    From: Army of Darkness

  • "Sell crazy somewhere else,we're all stocked up here"
    From: As good as it gets

  • Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
    From: Austin Powers

  • I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"
    From: Austin Powers

  • Austin: "OK, I get it: I. have. bad. teeth."
    From: Austin Powers

  • Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
    From: Austin Powers (not sure which one, sorry)

  • Fat Bastard: "Oh my god, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap. Wait a minute. He kinda looks like a baby. Come here, I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!" Dr. Evil(To Minime): Can I have a hug? Fat Bastard: Dr. Evil, let's make a deal. You can have the mojo and keep the money, and I'll get the baby. Dr. Evil: Riiiiight.
    From: Austin Powers 2

  • "Throw me a frickin' bone here, guys. I'm the boss. I need the info." -Dr. Evil.
    From: Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

  • Why are you feeding him, dad? Why doncha just kill him?
    From: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

  • Dr.Evil: Scott, don't you want to see what your daddy does for a living? Scott Evil: (under his breath) Blow me. Dr. Evil: Excuse me? Scott Evil: Uh...Show Me!
    From: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

  • Dr Evil: "Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein. Give your father a hug!"
    Scott Evil: "Get away from me, you lazy eyed psycho!"

    From: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

  • Austin to #2: Allow myself to introduce...myself, I am Richie Cunningham and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.
    From: Austin Powers: International man of mystery

  • Get in my belly
    From: Austin Powers: Spy who Shagged me

  • I shall call him, Mini-me.
    From: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

  • Dr. Evil: "Mini Me, ya hunrgy?" (head shake)"Something to eat? Not even a hot pocket? An ego? No,no we don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mini.. no, leave Mine Mr. Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him."
    From: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

  • Austin Powers: "Are you kidding? I put the 'grrrrrrrr' in 'swinger,' baby, yeah!"
    From: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

  • Dr. Evil singing: "From the moment I heard Frowe say I had a clone. I knew that I'd be safe, cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak a lot about his feeling's. My hurt, and my pain, don't make me too appealing. I hoped Scott, would look up to me, run the business of the family. Had an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I had, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too. Change my life with Opera, and Mia Angaloo. But Scott regected me, ces't La Vie. Life is cruel, treat you unfairly. Even so, a god there must be, Mini Me, you complete me. Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us. You and I."
    From: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

  • Scott Evil: "If you have a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something."
    Dr. Evil: "How 'bout no...Scott...OK?"

    From: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

  • I got bigger chunks of corn in me crap
    From: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

  • Oh, I got a turtlehead poking out
    From: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

  • "I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called Mr. thank you very much "
    From: Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me

  • Dr. Evil: "Before you shoot me, know this. Austin, I am your father."
    Austin: "Really?"
    Dr. Evil: "No, not really. I can't back that up."
    Austin: "Right, idiot, yes."

    From: Austin Powerts:The spy who shagged me

  • Dr. Evil:Here's the plan, We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for, 1 million dollars!Guy with the eye patch:Shouldn't we ask for maybe more than 1 million dollars, I mean virchigo makes over ! billion dollars a year. Dr. Evil: Oh really? Guy with the eye patch:Yes Dr. Evil: Ok then, we hold the world ransom for 100 Billion dollars!
    From: Austin powers international man of mystery

  • "I've been an evil frickin doctor for 25 frickin years"
    From: Austin powers: The spy who shagged me

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