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This is a list of the various quotes that were well known during the decade. The pages are broken down by the first letter of the movie the quote is from.

    [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [X] [Y] [Z]

  • "Wake up bitch your my new best friend."
    From: BASKETball

  • Ridddle me this and riddle me that? Who's afraid of the big bad bat?
    From: Bat-Man Returns

  • I think the quote you have on your page from Batman Returns is actually from Batman Forever.
    From: Batman Returns

  • Butthead:" That was cool"
    Beavis:"NO IT WASN'T YOU $%()"
    Butthead: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Oh yeah. Huhuhu!"

    From: Beavis and Butt-head

  • Beavis: "I am Cornholio and i need some TP for my Bunghole!!!!"
    From: Beavis and Butthead Do America

  • "Some cultures are defined by their relationship with cheese."
    From: Benny and Joon

  • Delivery Guy (trying to read hippopatumas): "Hip? hip-hop? Hip-hop-anoymous? You give him all the easy ones!!!"
    From: Big Daddy

  • "Stop pulling your sisters hair!"
    From: Big Daddy

  • " Hey Ole man river, zip it or Ill break ya hip!"
    From: Big Daddy

  • "How are you going to explain to your kids that you met their mother while she was waitressing at Hooters?"
    From: Big Daddy

    From: Big Daddy

  • "I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba steve's father."
    From: Big Daddy

  • Sonny(@ McDonalds):What do you want Julian? Julian:Lasagna Sonny:They don't have lasagna,what else? Julian:Cheerios Sonny:They don't have Cheerios,you want a Happy Meal? Julian:CHEERIOS!CHEERIOS!CHEERIOS! Sonny:WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?CAN I GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?!?!?
    From: Big Daddy

  • "You're going down sucker."
    From: Big Daddy

  • The Dude minds, man! This just won't stand.
    From: The Big Lebowski

  • "Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
    From: Billy Maddison

  • Billy: "Sun-tan lotion is good for me, you'll protect me, tee-hee-hee!"
    From: Billy Maddison

  • "That little boys gotta think, you gotta pet. You gotta responsibility! You don't just look for an hour and call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog!"
    From: Billy Madison

  • Billy: "You ain't cool unless you pee in your pants!"
    Tourgide lady: "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
    Billy: "Ohhh! That's the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!"

    From: Billy Madison

  • mr. madison... what you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard... not once in your rambling, incoherent response, did you say anything that could be considered a rational thought... everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it... i award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
    From: Billy Madison

  • "Veronica Vahn, Soooooo hot, want to touch the hiney... *howl*"
    From: Billy Madison

  • Bus Driver(Chris Farley): That Veronica Vahn is one fine piece of ace, I know from personal experience dude. Billy(Adam Sandler): No you didn't. Bus Driver(Chris Farley): Nope, no I didn't but this guy I know...he and her got it on! Billy(Adam Sandler): Ne he didn't. Bus Driver(Chris Farley): Nope, no he didn't but you could imagine what it would be like.
    From: Billy Madison

  • "Shampoo is better,I go on first and clean the hair...conditioner is better,I leave the hair silky and smooth..Oh,really,fool?! REALLY! Stop looking at me,swan!"
    From: Billy Madison

  • Billy Madison: "Back to school, back to school, to prove to daddy that I'm not a fool"
    Veronica Vaughn: "no milk will EVER be our milk"
    The moderator in the school decathalon: "and there will be no cheating, unless it is with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp."

    From: Billy Madison

    From: Bio dome

  • "If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom, or stirred?"
    From: Biodome

  • What'd you fall into some mud or something? Yes, and now I'm going to be rich because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find white mud. I said crud, what'd ya fall into some crud or something.
    From: Black Sheep

  • Do you know how fast you were going? 60, 65 tops. Try 7...7 miles an hour and most people pull over to the side of the road. (parked in center of street)
    From: Black Sheep

  • Do whatever. Get a "yes" out of them. If you were drowning, and I threw you a life-jacket, would you take it? "Yes". Good, buy 200 shares, I won't let you down.
    From: Boiler Room

  • Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't f--king have any.
    From: Boiler Room

  • Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
    From: Braveheart

  • " How dare u have a kill whity meeting without me. U should be ashamed of yourselfs
    From: The Breaks

  • It ain't the size that counts, a--hole, it's what ya do with it!
    From: Bride of Chucky

  • Vampire: "I'm immortal. I can do anything."
    Buffy: "Oh yeah? Clap!"

    From: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • Benny (whining): "I'm hungry!"
    Pike (imitating him): "You're floating! Get out of here!"

    From: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • Buffy: "Don't worry. They can't come in unless they're invited."
    Kimberley: "I already invited them."
    Buffy: "What?"
    Kimberley: "Well, they're seniors!"

    From: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

  • Grueber: "Friend? I was your friend. Now, I'm a god."
    (Pike stakes him from behind)
    Pike: "And now, you're a coatrack."

    From: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

  • Does Elvis talk to you?
    From: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

  • "Hi Mom Mom are you high Jeeze what else is new."
    From: Bullet Proof

  • Rock Keetes-"To the Rock and Archie show." Archie Mossis-"No to the Jack and Archie show."
    From: Bullet Proof

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